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Sonder Son is the debut studio album by American R&B singer Brent Faiyaz, released on October 13, 2017, through Lost Kids, Venice Music, and Stem Disintermedia. With no guest appearances, the album's production was primarily handled by Faiyaz, D-Pat, and Atu, the three members of Sonder, with assistance from Ben Free, Joey Lopez, Los Hendrix, Paperboy Fabe, and several other producers. The album serves as a follow-up to Faiyaz's solo EP, A.M. Paradox (2016), and Sonder's EP, Into (2017).
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Tandara Alves Caixeta is a Brazilian professional volleyball player. She plays for the Brazil women's national volleyball team and for Sesc-Rio in the Brazilian Superliga. She competed for Brazil in the 2012 Summer Olympics, winning a gold medal. She is 1.84 m tall. She is the daughter of Evaldo Caixeta, a former amateur player with Banco do Brasil Athletic Association. At the age of nine, after trying many different sports, she saw a TV advert and decided to go to a volleyball trial. In 2005, she played with Associação Desportiva Brusque. In 2005, at the age of 16, she played for Brasil Telecom/São Bernardo.
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Phoenix Amongst The Ashes is the fifth album by the band Hate Eternal, released on May 10, 2011. Frontman Erik Rutan commented that \"the band has come up with one of [their] heaviest, most twisted, evil, melodic, and insane albums yet\". The album was recorded in MANA Recording Studios.
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